Day 9: Favorite character you haven’t played
Seriously? The favorite character I HAVEN’T played? This one is harder than the one I have played. If I haven’t played it, how do I know if I would like to play it or not?
I guess my favorite character I haven’t played would be an evil one. “Now hold on there a second”, some of my older players may say, “you played in an evil campaign one time.”
Why yes, yes I did. However, I didn’t play there characters as an evil player. One of my friends played a character that was so evil that they raped the mayor to take over the town.
Let that soak in a second. They raped the mayor….so they could take over the town. Some DM’s wouldn’t have let it get that far, as her husband explained to me later. Some DM’s wouldn’t have let her actually defile the mayor just to take over a town. To me, that is really f’ing evil. I mean crazy evil. I want to play a character like that. That is so evil that they try and do crazy shit like that!
I am a very kind and nice person most days. There are some days when I wake up like a raging bear on steroids, because I didn’t get enough sleep. I am also a tiny person with a short fuse, so I can have a temper problem on occasions. I am talking about a temper where I throw stuff because I am so angry.
I want to play a character that has such a temper tantrum that they tear down a castle stone by stone because they are so angry that they didn’t get their favorite dinner three nights ago, and are still mad about it. I want that person, I want to get out of my comfort zone and play a character that is totally not like myself. Maybe I can run a campaign where I have a monster that is basically a 2 year old having a temper tantrum over something ridiculous.
To sum up, my favorite character that I haven’t played is a roid raging angry child that hasn’t gotten their way, and is so evil that they will burn down a village because it looked at them the wrong way.
You read that right, the village looked at me wrong so I took it down!
What is your favorite player you haven’t played? Let me know in the comments or on my Facebook page!
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